What Car Would You Boat? 

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06/20/2016 at 00:10 • Filed to: None

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I’ve been watching B is for Build, and I got to thinking, what car would I turn into a boat, if I was going to turn a car into a boat.

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As usual I turned to CL. I found the answer the little purple-ish Pink answer.

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It’s already a convertible, which makes for ease of egress. it’s lightweight, which will make it float bettered. it’s FWD which works well. I remember in top gear one of the guys needed they’re FWD to get a boat car up the ramp, as the rear wheels were still floating.

So what car would you boat.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:19

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:20

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Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:21

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a Mercedes Maybach..because I want a luxury yacht


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:30

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Easy. Toyota Chinook.

Also, they can’t possibly think that E46 is actually going to float.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:35

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One of these easily. Flip that sucker over and screw a trio of Yamaha 200hp outboards on it. Good to go!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:36

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One of these easily. Flip that sucker over and screw a trio of Yamaha 200hp outboards on it. Good to go!


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
06/20/2016 at 00:42

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*Cough cough* you’re *welcome cough cough*


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > My citroen won't start
06/20/2016 at 00:43

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He said boat not yacht.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/20/2016 at 00:49

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*cough cough* YOU’RE welcome *cough cough*

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/elon-confirms-…


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Birddog
06/20/2016 at 00:51

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WS6 hood’ll take on water, you don’t want that...


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
06/20/2016 at 00:54

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Haha danget. Ive been a theme park for 2 days and my battery isnt very good even though Oppo makes queues better.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/20/2016 at 00:57

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I always laugh at duplicate posts, it’s rarely intentional.


Kinja'd!!! Liam Farrell > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 00:58

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Remote boating.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
06/20/2016 at 00:59

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Good point! A trio of 200hp Yamaha’s and a can of Flex Seal!


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Birddog
06/20/2016 at 01:00

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Perfect, a flat hood Formula and we’ll be in business.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 01:42

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A camper because house boat.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/20/2016 at 02:06

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I will see your Chinook and raise you a custom Dolphin.

“It is spelled Luxury Yaght, it is pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.”

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I have an unmodified and somewhat decrepit 85 dolphin for sale if any oppos are interested.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 05:25

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One crashed ‘57 Imperial convertible was reborn as a boat. This was built when the poor car was still nearly new. But I hope that this will remain the only Imperial that has been turned into a boat.

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo
06/20/2016 at 07:55

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But that camper part looks bad.


Kinja'd!!! RT > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 07:58

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The Lincoln Mark VIII has the looks, power and comfort.

But it drives like a yacht, it’s harder to park than a cruise ship and it has the plastic quality of an inflatable raft.

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Solution: Turn it into a boat.

An amphibious Mark VIII would be awesome.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 08:02

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:D


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/20/2016 at 08:04

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allroad

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > mazda616
06/20/2016 at 09:11

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Cheater. Actually seeing this made me think I wasn't thinking old enough. The obvious right answer is a Beetle, nus, type 3, or Karmen Ghia. Any old rear engine flat bottom VW.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
06/20/2016 at 09:28

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So THAT’S why it doesn't need a WS6 hood!


Kinja'd!!! JDIGGS > mazda616
06/20/2016 at 11:31

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lol thats not fair


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Sam
06/20/2016 at 12:33

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Yet another situation in which it’s a bad idea.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/20/2016 at 23:18

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But panoramic viewport. The dolphin does not look beautiful in stock form either. Of i were to do it again i would hold out for a chinook or a sunrader.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo
06/20/2016 at 23:37

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Well how much.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/21/2016 at 13:43

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The previous pictured dolphin is not mine. This is the dolphin I have for sale. An 85 500r with showertoilet behind the driver seat. It is brown and manual. 4sp with 6 bolt dual rear. I am looking for 1400 oppo discount. It has need of rehab. And i have no dollars to invest.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo
06/21/2016 at 14:14

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I would be all over that if I had space. I don’t even go camping.